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10 April 2013
#EstiloPdB 55 things 55 rules Tips style lifestyle lists rules of drunken Galera, is nothing new that we Bar Papo enjoy a good drink: beer, whiskey, vodka, tequila ... what may, provided it is of good quality . We also know that there are times when very drunk, and other times that we should not drink so much. If you are reading this article you must be fond of #EstiloPdB.
To help you in this difficult task of taking a "Goros" from time to time, we decided to create the 55 rules for drinking the PdB. Not necessarily drunkenness, startlap but when you're drinking. If you like, feel free and make your suggestion. Maybe she will not be on version 2.0 of our rules?
Credits: David DeLaRosa If you owe money to someone, always pay in a bar. Preferably, during happy hour. Always toast before drinking a shot. Who pays the drink is who makes the toast. Change your toast at least once a month. Pay someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. Pay a drink for a strange woman is legal. Pay all drinks is stupid. Never ask more than a cigarette of the same person in one night. Call the waiter's attention with eye contact and a smile. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink. Things unacceptable to say after drinking a shot: Beauty, now I'll get drunk! I hate shots, they always come back! Never, ever tell a bartender he made his very strong drink. If he does his drink very weak, give next time ask for a double. He will get the message. If you offer to pay for a drink to a woman and she refuses, she does not like you. If you offer to pay for a drink to a woman and she accepts, she still may not like you. If she buy you a drink, she likes you. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not change your preference only to ask the most expensive drink. Always have a corkscrew in your home. If you do not have a corkscrew, push the cork into the bottle with a pen. If you drink a female drink in public, you will always be known as the guy in the crowd asking "little girls drinks." Never talk to someone in the bathroom, unless you are doing the same thing she: urinating, waiting in line or washing their hands. Women apply make-up and talk at length in the bathroom. Men do not! After the sixth shot, do not look at yourself in the mirror. That will hurt your confidence. It is only allowed startlap to shout "woo-hoo!" If you are taking a shot with four or more people. startlap If there is a dj, you can request a song only once a night. If he does not play music after half an hour, do not approach him again. If it rings, also do not approach him again. Learn how to make a rose of a bar napkin. You'll be surprised how well it works. If you owe someone twenty reais or less, you can pay it back in beer. Never complain about the quality or the mark of a free drink. If you have been a companion to someone's room for more than six months, you can drink all your beer, even if it is hidden, until you let remain at least one. The only thing better than free booze is stolen drink. Learn to appreciate hangovers. They remind you how much last night was wonderful. If you feel depressed, get a menu and order any drinks you've never tasted. Try a new drink every week. Anyone in on a stage or in a bar is fifty percent more beautiful. You can tell how much a person loves drinks by how close it keeps the drink near the mouth. A bar is a right and not a nursery. If you break a glass, wait for someone to clean the dirt and blame someone else for the mess. Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say that. It is okay to drink alone. After three drinks, you will forget the name of a woman two seconds after it tell you. The rest of the evening you will call her "baby" or "cat". Men do not drink through a straw! If you are drinking a shot, end it. If you will not finish it or accept. Never lie in a bar. You can, however, be extremely unfair to the beauty of a woman. If you think you may be talking a little curled, then you are very winding. If you think you're rolling a lot, so you are not speaking Portuguese. Shouting: "Someone buy me a drink" does not work ever. If you are splitting rounds of drinks with a friend and he asks if you're ready for another, always answer yes. If you fall out of sync, will end up buying more drinks than he. If people no longer know who's baby
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